Once made a replica of Van Gogh’s Starry Night entirely out of dryer lint
Constantly tuned into Bob Ross reruns
Turning 15 years of dance lessons into pure embarrassment for her two sons
Bread baker and video game maker
Creative wit where he sees fit
Whimsical accessories collection includes severed baby doll head earrings and a crochet cyclops beanie
Resident gadget guy and proud member of the Star Wars fan club
Her kids are as photogenic as they are sweet
Would dominate a home organizing reality TV competition
Camera lens connoisseur and walking nickname generator
Ask him about his blue pants
Champion curler and seasonal deer stalker
Seems to think “first one to the office in the morning” is an achievement
Doesn’t everyone have a handmade panda costume?
Assumes you’re at her desk to pet the adorable Bentley (and is usually right)
Wakes up with a good cup of tea
Y’know how every group has one person without a filter? Yeah, that
Hanson's resident action sports junkie
George Strait’s biggest fan
Ambidextrous extrovert who can’t stop buying plants
Daydreaming about second breakfast in the Shire
Home remodeler and humble hockey coach
Would enjoy a day in the life of a noble from the Game of Thrones
Always planning his next three overseas trips
Oxford comma apologist and wannabe pirate
Caffeinated puzzle master
Can’t tell you anything because: compromising photos
Yes, high-heeled boots and hoodies are the building blocks of a great wardrobe
Like Hackers (1995), but without the rollerblades
No one can ever know why we call her “Crusher”
Shouldn’t have been the front man of his grade school rock band
You’ll never believe he sketched that
Incurable wanderlust with the dream itinerary to prove it
In the midst of restoring a 1981 DeLorean (and yes, it goes 88mph)
Rubik’s cubes fear him
Daydreams about being surrounded by golden retriever puppies
Survives on popcorn and sauv blanc